Reviews and essays on bad and cheesy movies! http://www.cinemademerde.com en-us Copyright 2005-2006 Tue, 16 Jan 2007 21:00:00 -0500 Wed, 28 Sep 2005 21:00:00 -0500 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss cinemademerde@gmail.com http://www.cinemademerde.com/Night_of_Lepus-PC.mp3 Terror mounts as giant mutant bunnies rampage through a small Western town! Movies & Television Tue, 16 Jan 2007 21:00:00 -0500 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Night_of_Lepus-PC.mp3 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Invasion_of_Bee_Girls-PC.mp3 This 70s film posits a coming nightmare as feminism takes over the world, leading mysterious "bee girls" to f**k men to DEATH! Movies & Television Tue, 26 Sep 2006 21:00:00 -0500 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Invasion_of_Bee_Girls-PC.mp3 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Good_Guys_Wear_Black-PC.MP3 Chuck Norris gets the bad guys and loves the ladies in this movie that wraps up all the fabulousness of the 70s into one convenient package. Movies & Television Mon, 22 May 2006 21:00:00 -0500 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Good_Guys_Wear_Black-PC.MP3 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Perfect-PC.MP3 This searing expose of how in the 80s, aerobics clubs had become the new singles bars, wouldn't be worth seeing if not for the long, bizarre pelvic-thrusting scene. Movies & Television Wed, 10 May 2006 21:00:00 -0500 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Perfect-PC.MP3 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Witchboard-PC.MP3 'Be careful whom you invite into your womb' appears to be the message of this thriller, in which Tawney Kitaen graciously allows herself to be possessed in order to facilitate the homoerotic bonding of two long-lost chums. Movies & Television Wed, 26 Apr 2006 21:00:00 -0500 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Witchboard-PC.MP3 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Breakin_2_PC.MP3 This charming Uber-80s musical takes place on a magical plane where ebullient breakdance routines are liable to erupt at any moment. Movies & Television Sun, 12 Mar 2006 21:00:00 -0500 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Breakin_2_PC.MP3 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Night_in_Heaven_PC.MP3 A very good Lesley Ann Warren stars as a community college teacher who finds that the student she flunked that day is the male stripper wagging his crotch in her face that night. Movies & Television Wed, 28 Dec 2005 21:00:00 -0500 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Night_in_Heaven_PC.MP3 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Staying_Alive_PC.MP3 This sequel to Saturday Night Fever is more like Rocky joins A Chorus Line, probably because it is co-written and directed by Sylvester Stallone. Movies & Television Tue, 6 Dec 2005 21:00:00 -0500 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Staying_Alive_PC.MP3 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Roller_Boogie_PC.MP3 Former Exorcist possessee Linda Blair plays a musical prodigy seduced by the disco skate scene in a film so outragesously cheesy it is second only to Xanadu. Movies & Television Wed, 28 Sep 2005 21:00:00 -0500 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Roller_Boogie_PC.MP3 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Twilight_of_Olivia_PC.MP3 The two nails in the coffin of Olivia Newton-John's movie career, these movies are off-the-chart cheesy... and yet, what could diminish Olivia's megawatt fabulousness? Movies & Television Wed, 28 Sep 2005 21:00:00 -0500 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Twilight_of_Olivia_PC.MP3 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Disco_Godfather_PC.MP3 The godfather of the disco is here to put some weight on the scourge of angel dust overtaking his town in this charming blaxploitation flick. Movies & Television Thu, 8 Sep 2005 21:00:00 -0500 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Disco_Godfather_PC.MP3 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Gymkata_PC.MP3 An astonishingly cheesy movie in which a young man is trained to FUSE his gymnastic ability with the martial arts to complete a top-secret mission is mysterious Parmistan! Movies & Television Thu, 8 Sep 2005 21:00:00 -0500 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Gymkata_PC.MP3 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Return_Swamp_Thing_PC.MP3 If hot Flora-on-Fauna action is what you crave, this adventure starring half-man-half-plant Swamp Thing and Heather Locklear is for you! Movies & Television Thu, 8 Sep 2005 21:00:00 -0500 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Return_Swamp_Thing_PC.MP3 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Function_of_Fag_PC.MP3 A consideration of why there always seem to be outrageously charicatured gay men in movies filled with macho men such as The Longest Yard [remake], Con Air, and Wedding Crashers. Movies & Television Sun, 11 Sep 2005 21:00:00 -0500 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Function_of_Fag_PC.MP3 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Sssssss_PC.MP3 Poor Dirk Benedict just wanted to assist his local mad doctor in the lab, and wouldn't you know he winds up getting turned into a snake. Drat the luck! Movies & Television Sun, 11 Sep 2005 21:00:00 -0500 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Sssssss_PC.MP3 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Supergirl_PC.MP3 Simply the most relentlessly appalling movie I have ever seen. Poor, dim Supergirl has to come to Earth to retreive this idiotic magic billiard ball that Faye Dunaway is going to use for some kind of evil or other. Movies & Television Sun, 11 Sep 2005 21:00:00 -0500 http://www.cinemademerde.com/Supergirl_PC.MP3