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Encounters at the End of the World
Werner Herzog's new documentary is more about the kind of people who end up down in Antarctica than being about Antarctica itself, but it's still got plenty of interesting stuff about sub-ice life forms, sea lion sounds, and prostitute penguins. Thing is, you could totally wait for it to play on Discovery Channel and be just fine.

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Michael Crichton's story about a man being sexually harassed by a woman is a ludicrous crock, in the THE most entertaining way. Michael Douglas works at a high-tech company working on a ridiculously complicated virtual reality system, but suddenly finds himself the target of a sexual harassment suit--when actually Demi moore harassed HIM! There's plenty of instantly-outdated "high-tech," numerous senseless convolutions, mucho high-powered office politics, and Demi, Demi, DEMI!

 

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II Times the Superman II
Richard Donner, director of the first film, was halfway through making the sequel when he was fired. Richard Lester made his own version, inserting a great deal of campy humor that set the stage for the ultimate degradation of the entire series. Here we make a close comparison of the original Lester version, and the vastly superior, recently-reconstructed Donner cut, which retains the tone and actors of the original film.

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n Glitter
We engage in the shameful but irresistable urge to mock, degrade, and humiliate Mariah Carey as we review key moments from her unforgettable contribution to world cinema, Glitter. Mariah breathes life into a woman very much like herself, who grew up in an orphanage but rose to stardom, enduring mucho drama along the way.

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It's Alive

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The Concorde: Airport '79

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Black Roses

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Family Romances
Incest is one of everyone's favorite topics, so it's no surprise to find a number of movies that feature relationships that have either edged into full-on incest, or bubble with subtextual incest themes. And here's a bunch of them!

 


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