The Mystery of the Keywords
Updated MAY 2006
My web host provides me with a bunch of statistics about my site and how people find it. This includes a list of the phrases people search for that somehow leads them here. I have been a little surprised at the things people are searching for. For example, there appear to be people VERY interested in "man turns into woman movies," as well as "sharks/eating people" [which I can entirely understand], as well as other items such as "rape Maria Bello" and "gay impalement." Oooookay... Anyway, I thought I'd share some of the more interesting search items that have led people here, and console myself that perverts make up a large percentage of my audience.
I will keep this page updated as I continue to get my keyword reports.
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MARCH 2006
photos from movies where there are vampires wearing leather
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cheesy moustache rambo
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why do most murders in the movies wear leather
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the island the organs fail without thinking movie
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drama film with prostitute and her boss
strap-on in his ass movies
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FEBRUARY 2006
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sleazy italian movies
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brutal gay images or movies
meet the santas movie
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she gets disemboweled
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superficial conversations in movie scenes
impaled alive film
the finger horror movie in the sink
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movie of shrinking man in womans underwear
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getting fingered while asleep movies
JANUARY 2006
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cigarettes as phallic symbols in movies
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baseball coach gay kids movie
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satan's bride
little scary doll movies
tied up women supergirl pictures
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movie about a plane goes back in time to prevent pearl harbor attack
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testicles cut off in movies
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heavy blow gay movies
the movie about the rape and the sadist
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boys being fingered
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movie alien in their house
dancin in heaven i never thought i never get my feet this far
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how to make a cheesy kung fu film
with the poon
spanking littleboy
daddy spanks bad son
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movies of footballs filled helium
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vince vaughn tied to the bed
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shirtless gymnasts training
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DECEMBER 2005
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films with shampooing scenes
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movies about fags
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dolphin homosexuality movies
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screaming gay boy movies
list of all italian cannibal jungle films
gay fuckin films
puke movies
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father and son fucking movies
rafting movie banjos paddle faster
angel man pygar
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movie about a musician who is a ghost
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angie dickinson raped
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getting fingered in a cinema
gay littleboy
olivia looks like
osheen jones
bad police mens in leather
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angie dickenson tits
edible sunglasses
spanked while being filmed
canaries in a gilded cage metaphor
movies stalling planes
supergirl mud pit
gay portholes
merde de jesse
molestation movies
stages de merde
hot lifeguard
cops cruising for guys
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NOVEMBER 2005
sharks eating people
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man turns into woman
gay cops gone bad
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witches of breastwick pictures
keanu satan gay
torture stripped hairy chest
sadist movies
tia is dumb
pictures of kurt thomas the gymnast
steve guttenberg law of cinema
hellbent i like the cars that go boom
being publicly spanked
barbarella and hairy man
problems burning stealth the movie
gay bochner
food and bad movies
monologues the amityville horror
ozone and kelly at miracles
paris impaled
why does every boy wishes to replace his father and gain his mothers love?
woman gives birth to alien baby
busty cops review
merde mom
gay impalement
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freddie prinze junior in a gay movie
gay sensory deprivation
rape cinema
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going to get raped
eye of the tiger far from over
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shiny shorts and roller skates
half man half cockroach
alive again music video gay
the butterfly effect ashton gay in the end?
pie-in-the-face movie
hairy hunky aliens
linda blair all outfits in roller boogie
skate movies in cinema
hipster haircut
cruising leather macho
littleboy fuckme
con-air slapped fag
cameltoe yellow shorts
is merv griffin gay
worms electric storm
bulging speedo
alive by touch tone the movie
men secretly watching hunky men undress
ben shepherd bulges out of tight underwear
gay parker stevenson
love of shampooing a woman s hair
really boring shit
juveniles spanked in movies
videos of gay kids whacking off
orthodontic headgear -archwired -pillows -injuries -injury -endophthalmitis
redneck mustaches
leathermen movies
catwoman hairdo
gay portholes
bad movies that every gay guy must see
molestation movies
him over his knee
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the car starring james brolin
Grease the movie sweatshirts
OCTOBER 2005
sharks/eating people
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man turns into woman movies
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lifeforce zombie movie
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tetchie agbayani picture
images of myra breckenridge
you rock my brown hole
nonmovies
guy morphs into a woman
for not calling a guy
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daddy spanking son
movies with moral issues
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sleazy italian movies
gay impalement
sharks/eating people
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prison shower scene
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clothing from grease the movie
ashton holmes gay
dollzmaker house
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hunky men
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horror movie fish hook
60s barbarella
speke burton kiss
what does supergirl look like
sharks eating people
man turns into woman
was speke homosexual
father son beards
what is the strongest hallucinogens
son fantasizes about sex with father
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evan rachel wood spanked
grabbed and raped
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show pictures helen slater supergirl
leigh bowery embarrassment
horses are fucking
vince vaughan tied up
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incredible shrinking woman concepcion
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natasha kinski serpent